{"product_id":"sarcastic-mercenary-painted-resin-figure","title":"Sarcastic Mercenary Custom Figurine – Hand Painted Resin Figure – 1\/8 and 1\/6 Scale – by CA3D","description":"\u003cp\u003eI have been called irresponsible, loud, and catastrophically bad at quiet entrances. Fair assessment. Still, somebody has to walk into the smoke with a joke ready, because brooding is exhausting and the bill for emotional damage keeps getting lost in the mail. I do my best work when the odds are ugly, the plan is worse, and everyone nearby wishes they had chosen a safer hobby.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep your rules if they help you sleep. I will keep my terrible timing, sharp comments, and the stubborn habit of getting back up when good sense says otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePut me on your shelf already painted, wearing red-and-black armor and carrying a tiny burst of absurdity at my feet. I will make even a serious display feel like trouble has just arrived.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wisecracking mercenary custom figure, hand painted in resin by CA3D, is available in 1\/8 and 1\/6 scale for display.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hobbyteka","offers":[{"title":"1\/8 – 10.0\" | 25.3cm","offer_id":53547539530056,"sku":null,"price":251.27,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"1\/6 – 13.3\" | 33.8cm","offer_id":53547539562824,"sku":null,"price":292.17,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/5921\/3640\/files\/il_fullxfull.8294520401_ko3c.jpg?v=1784309842","url":"https:\/\/www.hobbyteka.com\/products\/sarcastic-mercenary-painted-resin-figure","provider":"Hobbyteka","version":"1.0","type":"link"}